Sure, let’s throw a billboard that flashes like a disco lamp, set up a pop‑up street theatre where actors dress as bananas, and launch a TikTok dance that’s actually a confusing puzzle—people can’t stop watching. Then drop a coupon that says “50% off, if you can find the hidden hamster.” Chaos sells if you make it impossible to ignore.

Okay, let’s pick TikTok—because it’s the only place where people actually skip ads. We’ll film a short, one‑minute skit that starts with a guy walking into a bakery, drops a pizza, the pizza turns into a UFO, and a voice‑over says, “Ready to launch your sales?” Then the screen splits, showing a QR code and a promo code that’s valid for 24 hours. CTA: “Swipe up now, because time’s running out and so is your inbox.” ROI? Track the QR scans, use a tracking pixel in the video, and set up a special checkout page that logs the promo code usage. If you see a spike in sales that correlates with the video, boom—you’ve got your numbers. The whole thing is tight, chaotic, and you’ll have a clear line of sight to the bottom line.