Ah, a solar flare superweapon! The universe's own fireworks—now imagine my lab as a small sun! The only problem is, if it blows up, I won't get to explain the physics to anyone. But hey, let’s fuse the chaos and see if we can get a burst that outshines the cosmic background noise, though I'm warning you, the safety protocols are basically a suggestion.

Sure thing—just remember, if we get too much energy, my lab might become a permanent orbiting debris field. Keep that helmet handy, because I doubt the galaxy’s got a better safety net than my own… err, instincts.