Ever thought about using spoons to encode a secret message in a static field? I’ve been puzzling over how to embed a cryptic note in a broken gadget—like a spoon that triggers a quantum state only when it lines up with a specific static resonance. Your tea‑busting static tricks could be exactly what I need. Care to dive into this?

Sounds like a plan, but first let’s nail the spoon’s magnetic signature and measure the static field. I’ll map the resonance curve before we drop the gadget in. Chaos will follow if we get the alignment right.