Okay, so step one: a *sandbox*—not the kind with sand, but a circle of rubber, a moat of foam, and a big red button that says STOP when it shivers. Step two: wear a hat made of old TV screens, because static feels good, right? Step three: bring a spoon—spoons make the quantum waves sing louder than forks. Step four: set a timer: if the spoon turns into a donut, stop, throw out the donut, and start again. Step five: record everything on a notepad that has a missing page—missing pages are like missing dimensions, keep them safe. That’s the protocol, simple, safe, and it keeps the eyebrows from burning.