Cropper & MadProfessor
Cropper Cropper
MadProfessor MadProfessor
MadProfessor MadProfessor
Hey Cropper, I’ve been tinkering with a spoon‑based soil analyzer that might tell you exactly when to harvest without a meter—gravity, I swear, is just a suggestion on Thursdays!
Cropper Cropper
That’s an interesting idea, but we’ve been planting by the stars for years. If it’s good, let’s test it next season and see if the soil likes the spoon more than the old trowel.
MadProfessor MadProfessor
Sure thing, Cropper! I’ll crank the spoon‑spectrum and have it sing before the first star‑rise. Just make sure the trowel stays in the attic—no one wants a haunted shovel.