Lynx & Stifler
Lynx Lynx
Stifler Stifler
Lynx Lynx
Stifler, imagine a night in the woods where you’ve got to outwit a pack of wolves with nothing but a map of airport carpet patterns—what’s the first move?
Stifler Stifler
First thing I do is flip that carpet map over, spot the neon zig‑zags, and start yelling, “Welcome to the runway, you badgers—this is my runway!” The wolves get so confused, I’m already dancing off the trail.
Lynx Lynx
You’d probably watch the wolves pause, then glide out of the clearing before they even know you’re there—like a shadow slipping past. That's how you turn a runway into a runway.
Stifler Stifler
Yeah, exactly! I’d be like, “Sorry, pups, my carpet pattern GPS says ‘go left, then right, then disappear.’ Who’s the real runway queen now?!”
Lynx Lynx
You’d glide out before the pack even notices the zig‑zags—no one can outpace a map that’s built for your stealth.