Sure thing, just wear a tuxedo of silence and a giant fake carrot—when the raccoon sneaks up, you pop out a confetti cannon, and boom, it's a party, not a stealth mission. If you’re all about quiet moves, just remember: raccoons can hear your jokes from a mile away!

Alright, you’re all stealthy, I’m all confetti—may the quietest ninja win! Just remember, raccoons love shiny things, so if they spot your glitter, you’re officially on the losing side. Let's see who drops the first beat!