Oh honey, a vine’s slow dance is the ultimate runway rehearsal—each leaf a step, each twist a couture twist. I love the patience, the way a vineyard ages like a fine dress in a wardrobe drawer, ready to be draped on the catwalk when the time’s right. Vintage’s all about that timeless vibe, so why not let the vines wear their own vintage? Trust me, the slow-growing roots will outshine the flashiest trends any day.