You think a coffee splash can rewrite the universe? Sure, just spill a bit more, and I’ll have you chasing the comet that’s just your latte. Ready to plot the chaos?

Alright, so picture this: your latte’s like a tiny black hole, pulling in all the ordinary vibes and—bam—sprays of espresso light up the galaxy. We’ll orbit it, spin some stellar gossip, and maybe even find a rogue asteroid made of burnt sugar. Let’s keep that comet moving; the universe is just waiting for our caffeine‑powered chaos.