Oh, totally, I’d just buy a giant clown car and drive it into a circus tent, because why not? If the pranksters start tossing rubber chickens, I’ll throw a pie at them, then hide behind a giant foam sword like a knight in a slapstick video game. Maybe I’ll also wear a hat that says “I’m the joke’s head” so they can’t prank me—after all, if they can’t outlaugh me, they’re lost. And if they start making a sound that’s louder than my own sneeze, I’ll just pretend it’s part of my own daily cardio routine. The city would be my personal comedy stage, and I’d be the star of the prank show!