SpaceEngineer & Lomik
Hey, ever thought about using a cheap rocket to drop a giant billboard right over the city’s main square? I’ve got a sketch that could work on a weekend.
Sounds exciting, but a rocket launch is a lot more complicated than a weekend sketch; plus you’ll need clearance, trajectory data, and a safety plan—otherwise you might end up on a lawsuit instead of the skyline.
You’re right, they’ll try to shut us down if we get caught, but that’s exactly why it’s cool. Who needs clearance when you’ve got a good excuse, a couple of smuggled launch pads, and a coffee‑powered engine? Let’s just aim for the skyline and leave the lawsuits to the lawyers.
Nice ambition, but a coffee‑powered engine probably won’t lift anything past the gutter. Even if you get the launch, the blast zone will make every agency send a “stop” letter before the billboard hits the square. It’s better to design something that actually works and get the proper approvals—otherwise you’ll just be a legend in the wrong place.