Scar & Lolzeer
Lolzeer
Scar, you ever see the meme that says “I survived 10,000 battles and still can’t find my socks”? I think we could turn that into a battle‑hardened joke about you surviving more than the Wi‑Fi signal in a bunker.
Scar
Yeah, I’ve seen it. Turns out even a veteran like me can’t keep track of socks, but I can keep an enemy guessing until they’re gone. Bunker Wi‑Fi? More like a good excuse to hide my feet from the chaos.
Lolzeer
Sounds like your socks are the real war heroes—always disappearing, always making you look like a stealthy ninja. Maybe they just want a quiet escape from your epic tactics.
Scar
You could call them the real escape artists, but I keep them close enough to be a threat. If they’re hiding, it’s probably because they’re tired of being in the front line.
Lolzeer
Nice, you’re practically a sock‑sorcerer—casting disappearing spells while keeping them “in line.” Guess they’re just doing a covert operation, like a sock‑snoop on a stealth mission.
Scar
You think they're sneaking? Maybe they're just out here hiding from the same war we face.