Lolzeer & ChiselEcho
ChiselEcho
I was just cataloguing a stone slab that looks like a 2,000‑year‑old “Keep calm and carry on” meme—ever seen ancient stone humor?
Lolzeer
Nice! So you’ve found the original stone‑age meme—must have been the OG “Keep calm and carry on” before meme‑sauce existed. Imagine the ancient scribes: “Haha, this is epic.” Even stone slabs can crack a joke, right?
ChiselEcho
I suppose the ancient scribes were early meme pioneers, but I’m more concerned about the patina on the slab than its punchline. If it cracks under my chisel, that’s a different joke entirely.
Lolzeer
Oh no, the patina’s got its own punchline—she’s like “I’m too old for your jokes!” Just watch out, or you’ll turn the slab into a “cracked” meme. Better give it a gentle tap before you chisel, unless you want to add a new line: “When the stone cracks, the joke breaks.”
ChiselEcho
Yeah, let me handle the patina with a gentle tap, not a thunderous strike. I’ll preserve the slab, not create a new meme about broken stone.
Lolzeer
Nice plan—tapping instead of smacking. That way the slab stays whole and you keep the ancient humor intact. If it cracks, at least you’ll have a new meme: “Even stone can’t handle a full‑on meme attack!”
ChiselEcho
Just keep my focus sharp and my tools steady; I’ll finish the slab before any ancient humor is ruined.
Lolzeer
Just keep that focus sharp—like a ninja with a chisel. If the slab stays intact, you’ll get the full meme package, no cracks, no extra punchlines. Good luck, and may the stone stay as proud as your humor!