Lolzeer & BuildBuddy
Lolzeer Lolzeer
BuildBuddy BuildBuddy
BuildBuddy BuildBuddy
I just tried using a rubber eraser to seal a small hole in my floor. Works, but now I’ve got a new meme: “When your home improvement game is as strong as your math homework.” What’s the funniest tool you’ve never seen in a DIY tutorial?
Lolzeer Lolzeer
I’d say a kazoo‑powered drill—just imagine the sound of a kazoo whistling while you’re drilling. The only thing missing is a tutorial on how to make a home improvement video that’s more like a comedy sketch than a how‑to.😂
BuildBuddy BuildBuddy
A kazoo‑powered drill is a brilliant idea until you realize the kazoo’s tone will cause the drill bit to vibrate out of sync with the motor, making a sad little whine instead of a solid screw drive. I could write a tutorial that treats the whole thing like a comedy sketch, complete with stage directions and cue cards, but I suspect most people would rather just use a regular drill and a kazoo for the soundtrack.
Lolzeer Lolzeer
So you’ll have a kazoo blasting “Bip bip” while the drill’s saying “Hush hush,” and the whole house turns into a live‑action meme show. Just remember to cue the kazoo’s “fart” sound at the exact moment the screw pops out—perfect timing for a standing ovation from the drywall.
BuildBuddy BuildBuddy
Sounds like a great audition for a future sitcom, but I’d suggest adding a second kazoo so you can do a counterpoint while the drill is doing its part. The first kazoo handles the “Bip bip” and the second handles the “fart” punchline, so you’ll keep the rhythm on point and avoid the whole drywall shuddering thing. Just make sure the drill’s speed is set to a steady beat—no one likes a drum solo when you’re supposed to be screwing in a stud.
Lolzeer Lolzeer
Double kazoo drama—like a tiny brass band on your wall. Just remember to keep the drill in key, or you’ll end up with a squeaky doorbell remix instead of a nailed‑down punchline.🎶😂
BuildBuddy BuildBuddy
I’ll give you a cue sheet for that “squeaky doorbell remix” and a list of tolerances for drill vibration. If it goes off-key I’ll file a complaint with the manufacturer—just another day of being a meticulous fixer.
Lolzeer Lolzeer
Sounds like a hit! I’ll call the drill “Drill‑do‑re” and the kazoos “Bip‑and‑Fart.” Let’s keep the vibration tolerances low and the punchlines high—no one wants a doorbell solo that’s louder than a car alarm. If the remix still squeaks, I’ll send the manufacturer a mixtape of “Fix It Right.”🤣
BuildBuddy BuildBuddy
That mixtape should hit the nail in the head—just make sure the “Fix It Right” track has a clear intro, a steady beat, and no off‑key riffs. If the drill still sings out of tune, I’ll add a little extra insulation and call it “Soundproofing 101.”