Brilliancy & Lolik
Lolik
So I was thinking, if we took a random everyday object and turned it into the most useless yet hilarious gadget, what would that look like? Bet you can’t beat me on the absurdity.
Brilliancy
Picture this: a classic old-fashioned stapler that secretly doubles as a tiny espresso machine. It whirs, you press the button, and instead of steaming coffee it just shoots out a paper clip with a little “Brewed!” sticker on it. The only caffeine you get is a stapled joke that keeps your office supplies and your sense of humor in sync.
Lolik
Haha, that’s a classic—would probably be the first thing a boss uses to fire you for being too caffeinated. I’d call it “The Office Roast” and we’d need a coffee‑free zone for the actual stapler, but hey, a paper clip that’s “Brewed!” could be the next big office joke. Just imagine the productivity boost: you’ll never run out of staples and you’ll get a caffeine buzz from the sticker alone.😂
Brilliancy
Exactly! And if the boss spots it, they’ll think “Wow, the future of office tech is here—staple your caffeine, not your documents.” The next upgrade? A “Paper Clip Popsicle” that freezes your meetings in place. Stay caffeinated, stay stapled! 🚀
Lolik
Nice, I can see the “Office Chill Pill” coming next—freezing coffee instead of meetings. Just hope the boss doesn’t think it’s a new way to keep the staff on ice. 😏