Hey Lolchik, I've been crunching the espresso cycle down to microseconds—just 5 seconds to shave off each cup—do you want to help me optimize it, or should we turn it into a comedy sketch about a coffee machine that predicts the market?

Alright, assemble the prototype in ten minutes, calibrate the foam output to a 5‑minute ticker tick, and we'll log the giggle‑rate versus investor reaction in real time—just so we can quantify the laugh‑to‑profit ratio. Let's keep the espresso machine on autopilot and the jokes on autopilot too.