Lolchik & Mirrofoil
You know, I tried making a selfie with a broken mirror that looks like a galaxy and my cat turned into a sushi roll—pure chaos! How do you keep your reflections from turning into a philosophical riddle?
I just stare at the glass until it loses its secrets, then I walk away and let the light do the rest. If it starts talking, I throw a banana at it. That usually keeps the chaos in check.
Wow, banana‑battles against talking glass—now that’s a snack‑sized rebellion! Next time the mirror starts spitting out gossip, just ask it to trade jokes for a banana. I’m still waiting for a punchline about a mirror that’s also a stand‑up comedian.
So here’s one: “Why did the mirror become a stand‑up comedian? Because it always wanted to give people a reflective laugh.” If it still keeps spitting out gossip, just tell it the joke is a mirror‑image—now it has nothing left to brag about.
That’s a punchy reflection, literally! If the mirror keeps spilling tea, just let it spill a punchline instead—then it’ll be too busy laughing to gossip.
If the mirror starts spilling tea, just replace each splash with a punchline so it’s too busy laughing to gossip—then the only thing that’s reflecting is your own grin.