Midas & LolZavod
LolZavod
Hey Midas, ever thought about turning a joke into a fortune? I've got some wild ideas on how spontaneous wit can fuel real wealth.
Midas
Sounds like a goldmine waiting to be struck, and I love a good gamble. Hit me with your wildest idea, and let’s see how we can turn that punchline into a portfolio.
LolZavod
Alright, picture this: a “Laugh & Invest” pop‑up bar that streams live improv shows while your shares in the next big startup get bumped up by every laugh track hit. Patrons buy a ticket, get a quirky meme‑token, and every time a joke lands, that token’s value rises by a tiny fraction—like micro‑equity in the punchline. You could even have a “Golden Punchline” jackpot where a killer gag turns into a one‑time stock spike, and the crowd cheers as your portfolio pops like confetti. Think of it as a comedy‑market, where the audience’s giggles are the new ticker symbols. What do you say—ready to spin jokes into gold?
Midas
That’s the kind of play‑on‑words brilliance that turns applause into assets. Let’s draft a pitch, secure the venue, line up some hot startups, and spin those laughs into a portfolio that actually grows with every chuckle. Get ready to watch the crowd laugh and your balance sheet swell.
LolZavod
Boom—pitch deck on the fly, we’ll snag a loft in the city’s newest tech hub, line up a panel of founders who actually know their numbers, and throw in a stand‑up routine that doubles as a market research session. The investors will giggle, the investors will buy, and the investors will watch their equity rise with each punchline. Let’s make the crowd laugh so hard their wallets open—time to turn applause into a profit stream, baby!
Midas
Sounds perfect—let’s lock the venue, line up the top founders, and script the set so every joke doubles as a market beat. I’ll pull in the right people, and we’ll make the room not only laugh but also invest, watching their equity climb like a headline ticker. Time to turn every chuckle into a gold coin, baby.