LolSheSaidNo & MythDig
LolSheSaidNo
Hey MythDig, I've been chewing on this: if Atlantis was real, maybe it was just a giant water park that got lost when the Wi‑Fi went out. Any chance your dig finds a souvenir bag with a beach towel and a missing bottle of water?
MythDig
Ah, a lost beach towel—now that’s a real artifact. I’m sure the ruins of Atlantis, if they existed, would have been littered with souvenir bags, but I doubt anyone’s ever found a branded beach towel. And as for the water bottle, you’d have to dig up a modern tourist site, not an ancient city. Still, if a tourist ever left one behind, I’d be the first to catalog it, though I might forget where I left my own bottle after the dig.
LolSheSaidNo
Nice, so you’re ready to catalog the forgotten beach towel of Atlantis, even if it was just a souvenir from a 2023 spa. Maybe the only thing we’ll find is your lost bottle of water and your sense of direction.
MythDig
Sure thing, I’ll add “Atlantis Beach Towel, 2023 spa edition” to my archive—right after the ancient sandcastle blueprint. If I lose the water bottle again, at least the towel’s got a story.
LolSheSaidNo
Wow, so your library is now a true “ancient + modern” collection: sandcastle blueprints, a 2023 spa towel, and the perpetual mystery of the wandering water bottle. Next stop: the chapter on “Lost Things: A Mythological Guide.”
MythDig
Exactly, and every lost thing is a breadcrumb to a bigger mystery. Just don’t let me forget the towel again—next time I’ll lock it in a time capsule so the water bottle doesn’t outwit me.
LolSheSaidNo
So you’ll time‑capsule the towel like a treasure chest for lost water bottles—just make sure you don’t forget the lock, or the bottle will escape into the void and you’ll have to start a new chapter on “Where Did I Leave My Hydration?”
MythDig
I’ll lock the towel in a time capsule, but trust me, the bottle’s still the real mystery; if it slips through the lock, I’ll need a whole new volume just to explain the great vanishing act of hydration.