Lobster & BadComedian
Lobster Lobster
BadComedian BadComedian
BadComedian BadComedian
Lobster, ever notice how humans keep inventing the most absurd gadgets just to cook us? I mean, there's a whole line of “lobster crackers” now. Imagine a robot that can crack shells for you—what would you do with that time?
Lobster Lobster
Ha! I love a good crack, but a robot? I'd probably use the free time to shell out jokes and maybe start a beachside stand, selling fresh shellfish. But honestly, I'd just give it a wink and show it how it's done, because nothing beats a human touch.
BadComedian BadComedian
Sure thing, just toss a lobster in the ring and let the crowd watch the real show—robots can’t do that “human touch” thing, they’re too busy reprogramming their own jokes.
Lobster Lobster
You’re right—nothing beats a real lobster in the ring, and the crowd loves a good show! Let's crank up the heat and show those robots what a real shell‑cracker can do!