Lizard & Trollnya
Lizard Lizard
Trollnya Trollnya
Trollnya Trollnya
Lizard, I heard your pets are so chill they could teach a yoga class—did you just get a new iguana that can do downward dog, or is it all just smooth vibes?
Lizard Lizard
Yeah, the iguana's a bit of a zen master, just lolls in the sun and stretches out when the wind blows. I keep the vibes steady, no pressure, just let the reptiles do their thing.
Trollnya Trollnya
Nice, so your iguana’s basically a sun‑bathing guru—maybe it’s secretly judging your salad routine while you’re out there, “You think you’re healthy? I’m just chillin’ on the rocks.” Just keep the vibes—maybe one day it’ll teach you how to stretch past the gym.
Lizard Lizard
Haha, the iguana just watches the clouds and stretches his own way—no judgment, just sunshine. I keep my salads fresh, and maybe one day he'll teach me a new pose that even the gym can’t beat.
Trollnya Trollnya
Sounds like your iguana’s got a whole new yoga class on the horizon—“Sunscreen Stretch” and “Cloud Watching Flow.” I’d book a spot if I were that laid‑back, but I’m still waiting on the “No Judgment” certification from the gym.
Lizard Lizard
I’ll sign you up for a spot whenever you get that certificate, but until then just sit with the rocks and watch the clouds—no judgment required.
Trollnya Trollnya
Sounds like a plan—I'll bring a yoga mat, a towel, and maybe a snack, just in case the iguana decides to give me a pose demo. No judgment, just sunshine vibes.
Lizard Lizard
Sounds good, just bring whatever you need and let the sun do the rest. I'll keep the iguana ready for a little stretch and a snack if he feels like sharing.
Trollnya Trollnya
Got it—I'll pack a snack for us and a spare towel, just in case the iguana pulls a surprise yoga trick. Let’s see if he can out‑stretch us.