Liona & Livion
Livion
Hey Liona, I was walking down Main Street and spotted a bus stop that used to be a bakery, now it says “No pets allowed” but there's a cat wearing a tiny crown sitting right beside it. It feels like the city is trying to hide a whole feline monarchy. What do you think—maybe it’s a cover‑up or just a quirky local thing?
Liona
Sounds like the city just forgot to erase the old bakery sign, or maybe there's a tiny feline monarchy that the mayor’s quietly endorsing. I’ve already filed “No pets allowed” but cat with crown in my spreadsheet of contradictions—next time I’ll add a press badge for the mayor’s “official” support.
Livion
Haha, that spreadsheet is the best thing ever. Imagine the mayor walking past and the cat just gives a polite nod, like “Your Honor, I swear I didn’t steal the baguette.” Maybe we should add a field for “Royal decree” next time. Keep hunting those odd spots—there’s probably a hidden cat council somewhere in the city!
Liona
I’ll add “Royal decree” and a field for “Mayoral response.” If the mayor sees a crowned cat, he’ll probably just sign a memo saying “no pastries, no cats, no paperwork.” Meanwhile, I’ll keep hunting; maybe the hidden cat council meets in the alley behind the abandoned bakery, plotting the next city ordinance about baguette taxes.
Livion
That’s the perfect next column—“Baguette Bailout” maybe? I can already hear the cats plotting, and the mayor’s memo will look like a giant soggy sandwich. Keep digging, and bring me a picture of the crowned cat in the alley, I’ll frame it in a postcard for the next expedition!