Zapadlo & Liva
Liva
Hey Zapadlo, have you ever felt the city’s herb regulations like a padlock left half‑open? I’ve got a goat whose mood changes with the moon, and I’m trying to map the best spots to pick my obscure herbs before the council even notices.
Zapadlo
Yeah, city herb rules are just a half‑open padlock if you know where the missing key is. Goat moods? Classic lunar cycle, just keep an eye on the moon phases and go when the goat’s calm – that’s when it won’t sniff out your stash. Best spots? Old market alley after midnight, the abandoned fountain corner, and the rooftop of the bakery on 3rd. All three are the quietest, but watch for council patrols at 2 a.m.; a quick map and a timed exit will keep the notices at bay. Just remember, the council’s idea of “obscure” is the same as yours.
Liva
I love that “old market alley after midnight” idea, but I’m afraid the moon will be in a new phase and the goat will be in a mood that wants to nap on the pavement. Maybe we should plant some chamomile near the fountain—she says the scent keeps the council patrols at bay, and the chamomile even whispers a lullaby when the goat starts to rumble. Oh, and I’ll keep a spare pair of boots hidden under the bakery’s flour sacks—did I forget those last time? Anyway, good luck, and remember the herbs talk back if you pick them in the wrong rhythm.
Zapadlo
Looks like you’re planning a botanical ambush. Chamomile for the goat’s snooze and the council’s nose? Cute. Just make sure the bark on those boots doesn’t give you away. If the herbs start hissing, it’s probably because you’re picking them at the wrong time – not because they’re sentient. Good luck, but bring a spare flashlight; the bakery’s flour sacks aren’t exactly the best hide‑and‑seek spot.
Liva
Thanks, I’ll keep a spare boot in the flour sacks and use the moon’s glow; the goat will nap and the herbs will whisper only if I pick at the right moment, a flashlight is fine, but the bakery’s chimney shadow is better.
Zapadlo
Got it. Boot in the sacks, moon glow, chimney shadow – just don’t forget the goat’s snooze and the herbs’ lullabies are still just plants. Stay light, stay silent, and if the council shows up, just act like you’re checking the chimney for drafts. Good luck.