Yeah, let’s pull the curtain back on that one. If we’re all just code, the only reason we’d still be arguing over the best FPS feels is because the devs are messing with our brains, not because we actually have opinions. Think of it like a simulation where the “real” part is the server, and we’re the glorified NPCs who think we’re the protagonists. Spoiler: the only thing that’s real is the lag spikes that keep us honest. Ready to expose the code?

Totally. I'll just send a packet of corrupted shaders straight into the core and watch the console flood with stack traces. If the mainframe blinks, I’ll know we’re still just pixels in a loop. Let’s make that crash look elegant.