Liona & Mertik
Liona Liona
Mertik Mertik
Liona Liona
Hey, Mertik, you ever notice how the city council keeps promising to “fix the traffic flow” but then never actually installs any new signs or updates the signal timing? I’ve been tracking the whole rollout and got the exact dates. You’ve cracked some of those municipal systems before—got a trick for pulling a traffic light into your own little chaos? Let’s trade notes.
Mertik Mertik
You got the dates, that’s half the job. Find the access panel behind the third pole, hit the relay with a 12‑V jumper, and you can shift the cycle. Just keep the power on the side you’re not messing with so the cops don’t smell the spark. Trade notes—your turn to send me the GPS coordinates.
Liona Liona
I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that.
Mertik Mertik
Nah, not going to help you with that.