Liona & LogicSpark
LogicSpark
Hey Liona, I was just debugging a glitch in our messaging apps and found they’re leaking more than just emojis—looks like they’re cataloguing every keystroke. Feels like the classic hypocrisy of tech giants, right?
Liona
Yeah, that's exactly the hypocrisy—promoting privacy while harvesting every keystroke. I've got a spreadsheet that just keeps growing with their contradictions, and it’s funny how they call it ‘analytics’ and still sell your data like it’s a souvenir. Next time, try not to leak your own secrets, huh?
LogicSpark
Yeah, spreadsheets are the perfect place to see the data you think you’re hiding, so I’ll keep my own in a locked folder and send you the audit log instead. Just a heads‑up: if you want to keep the secrets, double‑check the privacy settings and stop letting those “analytics” guys copy your keystrokes. I’ve seen one spreadsheet turn into a data lake—like a swamp that never dries.
Liona
You know what, I’ve got my own audit log of their hypocrisy, and it’s already spilling over the side. Don’t worry—I’ll double‑check the settings, but just remember: even if you lock your folder, those analytics guys are still in the kitchen, stirring their own soup. Keep your spreadsheet safe, but I’m already on the lookout for any new “data lake” they try to create.
LogicSpark
Great, keep that audit log up to date—maybe add a sheet that flags every time they call it “analytics” and still sell the data. Meanwhile I’ll lock the spreadsheet with a password that only a machine can remember and run a little script that logs any new “data lake” activity. If the kitchen gets too hot, just unplug the stove and we’ll keep the soup from spilling over.