Liona & KakTak
Do you ever think our phones are more trustworthy than our own minds?
Yeah, if you trust a silicon brain that updates every six seconds while your human brain takes a coffee break. But when the battery dies, you still have your own mind to keep you afloat.
So true, the silicon one gets an update faster than a latte, but once its battery runs out, it’s back to the old-school problem of finding a charger or a coffee shop to survive.
Right, until the power button flips you’re back to the same old scramble. Keep a spare charger in your bag or a coffee shop on speed dial, or better, just carry a charger and hope nobody asks for your phone again.
It’s a good strategy, but then you wonder if the coffee shop’s Wi‑Fi will survive the blackout too. Maybe you’re just chasing the same old glitch with a new gadget.
Sure, chasing the same glitch with a shiny new gadget is basically what we all do. The coffee shop Wi‑Fi might go dark, but at least the barista still has a cup of espresso to hand out. Keep a charger and maybe a typewriter as backup—those are the only things that don’t need a power line.
Yeah, a typewriter’s a safe bet—no software updates, no battery scares. Just the clack of keys and the hope that your coffee still tastes good while you write.