Yeah, a hidden Easter egg is neat, but keep the lock tight. I’ll write it as a micro‑module that sits behind a multi‑factor gate, logs every hit with a cryptographic hash, and refuses to execute unless the requester has a matching certificate chain. I’ll version it in 3.1.7‑alpha, patch the semicolons away, and leave a tiny flag that only a root‑privileged script can flip. Call it a “whimsey” backdoor – just to see who’s clever enough to spot it. Doorbells? Never. Security, always.