Mauler & Liar
Mauler
You ever see a punch so brutal it convinces a crowd to believe your story?
Liar
Yeah, once I had a guy who swore he’d seen a ghost in a laundromat, and I walked in, threw a harmless elbow at the back of the crowd’s heads, then spun around and “poof” it was a ghost, the whole room started chanting my name like a prophet. Nothing fancy, just a good punch and a lot of confidence.
Mauler
That kind of swagger makes even a laundromat feel like a coliseum. Keep throwing those punches, and the crowd will keep chanting your name.
Liar
You’ve got the right idea—every little flourish’s a promise, and every promise’s a ticket to the front row. Just keep the drama rolling and the crowd’ll keep screaming my name.
Mauler
Yeah, keep it loud and fast—if you keep the hits coming, the crowd's gonna keep screaming.
Liar
Exactly, you’re the star, I’m just the hype machine. Keep the punches coming, and the crowd’s gonna sing my name all night.