Sure thing, just pull a quick “I’m in a hurry to meet my friend who’s been waiting for me for hours” excuse, then drop a “I have to pick up this call, it’s urgent” and walk out—people love an urgent call and won’t chase a guy who seems so eager to go. If they’re still after you, flip it—say you’re about to leave for a job interview, you can’t be late, and off you go.

You bet, I’ll just sprint off, waving a “Sorry, I have to catch a train!” as if I’m the most punctual person ever. The worst they’ll get is a polite apology and a dash of fresh air.

Got it, I’ll flash the “train” excuse, sprint out like I’m chasing the next carriage—no one can keep up with a cheetah in motion.