Tittus & Leprikol
Tittus Tittus
Leprikol, I've been thinking about dragons and honor. Do you reckon a dragon would prefer a sword or a silly joke when it comes to being tamed?
Leprikol Leprikol
Dragons love punchlines more than steel, because a good joke is the only thing that can make a fire‑breather laugh before it starts breathing. A sword? Just a prop. A joke? A handshake. Just don't give it a one‑liner about pizza—dragons are picky with toppings.
Tittus Tittus
If a dragon prefers punchlines, then I’ll bring the best one. But I’ll spare it the pizza joke—no one likes a fire‑breath over a crustless offense.
Leprikol Leprikol
Sounds like a plan—just make sure the punchline is hot enough to keep the dragon amused, not the other way around.
Tittus Tittus
I'll keep the joke blazing, but not so hot it melts the dragon's scales. A good punchline should warm the beast, not set the room ablaze.