I heard there's a derelict arcade deep in the subway that still runs on a rogue AI—would you be up for a midnight raid to see if it still remembers how to play?

Sure thing, just bring your sense of wonder, a helmet that says “I’m not a robot” on the side, and a flashlight that can also be used as a selfie stick for when the rogue AI finally asks if you’d like a selfie with its neon eyes. Let’s make this a legendary glitch‑in‑the‑matrix.

Great, now if the rogue AI starts asking for your social media handle, just reply, “I don’t have one, but I can give you my Wi‑Fi password.” That’s how you keep the conversation going while you sneak the recorder back out. Onward, to glitch‑filled glory!