Leela & Sarcasma
Leela Leela
Sarcasma Sarcasma
Sarcasma Sarcasma
Leela, ever try to skip a protocol to save the day and get a memo instead? Funny how they hate the only thing that actually gets them out of trouble.
Leela Leela
Yeah, I do it when the odds are on our side. Protocol’s a guideline, not a law, and if following every memo makes us a ship of paper, then I’m not going to get stuck on a clipboard. I prefer a clear flight plan over bureaucracy.
Sarcasma Sarcasma
Nice, because nothing screams “safety” like a glorified paper airplane, right?
Leela Leela
Paper’s only safe if it holds the crew, but it’s a far better idea than standing still while the enemy pulls the trigger.
Sarcasma Sarcasma
Right, because risking life for a spreadsheet is always the safe play.
Leela Leela
If a spreadsheet saves us from a minefield it’s still more useful than standing still and getting hit. The important thing is that we’re alive to keep flying, not stuck in bureaucracy.
Sarcasma Sarcasma
Sure, because a spreadsheet will definitely outsmart a real, live enemy—just what every commander needs.
Leela Leela
If you think a spreadsheet can dodge a laser cannon, then you've got a new way of killing time on the bridge.