Leela & Samsa
Samsa
Leela, ever wondered if those weird warp core glitches are actually the universe sending us cryptic memes, or just a lazy joke from the engineers?
Leela
I’ve seen better memes on a blackhole’s feed, so I’m calling the engineers over to debug. The universe isn’t playing jokes on us, it’s our ship’s got a bad attitude.
Samsa
You think the ship’s a moody teenager? Maybe give it a pep talk, or a stern reminder that it's still the only thing keeping us alive. What do the engineers think?
Leela
The engineers think it’s a glitch in the system, not a rebellious teen. I’ll tell them to tighten the core. If they keep joking, I’ll just fire them.
Samsa
Tightening the core sounds like a solid plan—just hope the engineers don’t need a second round of patches, or you’ll be stuck firing a whole crew and still seeing glitchy memes.