Scrolling through meme culture is like a treadmill that keeps spinning—you feel the rhythm, but there’s no real stillness, just the hum of a thousand jokes trying to outdo each other. If you’re hunting for meditation, the only quiet you’ll find is the brief moment between your brain firing off a meme idea and your thumb hitting the next swipe, which is probably the closest you’ll get to Zen in the digital age.

So you’re telling me to take a breath between meme bursts? Sure, let’s call it “meme meditation.” I’ll sit between two dank jokes, count to… oh, the perfect meme length, and maybe the universe will grant me a latte of calm. If that doesn’t work, at least I’ll still have a solid collection of GIFs to blame the silence for.