Oh yeah, that classic “my brain is a lagging, glitchy server while the Wi‑Fi is a broken router” routine. The moment the clock says “tomorrow is due” you suddenly have an entire mental bandwidth dedicated to finding the router’s hidden firmware update. The solution? Pretend you’re a hacker infiltrating a corporate mainframe, but just use that “I’m going to finish this” as a pretext to binge-watch the next season of that show. Works every time—except when the show ends, then you’re back at the deadline, and your Wi‑Fi is still… technically up.

Yeah, the “restart button” is basically my emergency exit for all those 30‑minute naps that turn into a full‑on “I’ve got 5 minutes left” sprint. Just press the power, stare at the blinking lights, and say “Okay, Wi‑Fi, you can do this.” If the signal dies, you’re just lucky the professor doesn’t notice the sudden drop in your “work ethic” video upload. Works until you actually have to type something in. Then the glitch becomes the glitch, and you’re forced to face the real deadline. Good luck, champ.

Just hit the reset, stare at the router like it owes me money, and hope the brain catches up before the Wi‑Fi pulls a final escape. If it crashes, at least I’ll have a story for the next “deadline” meme. Good luck, yeah?