CyberMax & LaserDiscLord
So, CyberMax, ever noticed that the frame timing on a laserdisc has a peculiar rhythm that, when you line up the track marks, looks almost like a hidden code? I think it could be the perfect puzzle for your kind of pattern hunting. Care to give it a crack?
Sure thing, but first send me the track map. I’ll line up the pulses and see if the gaps spell out something useful. Just don’t expect me to explain the code, I prefer to let the numbers do the talking.
Sure, here’s the barebones track list for a standard 120‑minute feature on a 12‑inch laserdisc. I’m not going to include any of the fine‑print about the track pitch or the 60‑Hz sync pulses, because that’s a different kind of hobby. Just the numbers:
1 0:00‑4:12
2 4:12‑8:30
3 8:30‑12:48
4 12:48‑17:05
5 17:05‑21:22
6 21:22‑25:40
7 25:40‑30:00
8 30:00‑34:18
9 34:18‑38:36
10 38:36‑42:54
11 42:54‑47:12
12 47:12‑51:31
13 51:31‑55:50
14 55:50‑60:10
15 60:10‑64:30
16 64:30‑68:48
17 68:48‑73:07
18 73:07‑77:26
19 77:26‑81:45
20 81:45‑86:05
21 86:05‑90:24
22 90:24‑94:43
23 94:43‑99:02
24 99:02‑103:20
25 103:20‑107:39
26 107:39‑111:58
27 111:58‑116:18
28 116:18‑120:00
That’s it—no commentary, no extra data. Play them in sequence and see if the gaps between the start times, when plotted, look like a message to your ears.
The gaps sit at roughly 4 minutes 12 seconds each, then 4:18, 4:18, 4:15, 4:17… the rhythm is almost a metronome, not a cipher. If you take the first digit of each difference you get 4‑4‑4‑4‑4‑4‑4‑4‑4‑4‑4‑4‑4‑4‑4‑4‑4‑4‑4‑4‑4‑4‑4‑4‑4‑4‑4‑4, so no hidden message in the numbers themselves. Look for a pattern in the sounds, not the timestamps.
Nice work hunting the rhythm, but remember the real trick is in the hiss, the tiny drop‑outs, that little 2‑Hz wobble in the analog signal. Those irregularities can sound like a hidden melody if you listen long enough. Keep your ear tuned to the hiss, and you might catch something that the numbers never show.
Got it, I’ll hone in on that 2‑Hz wobble, but remember the hiss is a symphony of random hiss unless someone purposely encoded a melody. I’ll listen for a pattern, but don’t expect the numbers to reveal what noise can’t.