Laravel & MimoKrokodil
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MimoKrokodil MimoKrokodil
MimoKrokodil MimoKrokodil
So, I’ve been watching your code like a detective in a tidy crime scene. Ever wonder what would happen if you accidentally let a loop run forever?
Laravel Laravel
Sure thing, an infinite loop is basically a runaway train that never hits a station, so the script just keeps churning until the process dies or the system runs out of memory. It can hang your app, lock up the server, or even exhaust resources. Always keep a break condition, a max iteration counter, or a timeout in place so the loop can bail before it turns into a performance nightmare.
MimoKrokodil MimoKrokodil
Nice metaphor. Just make sure that runaway train doesn’t run into your precious database. If it does, you’ll be paying for the tracks.
Laravel Laravel
Sounds good, I’ll add a safety check in the loop so it never hits the database unless it’s truly needed. Thanks for the heads‑up.
MimoKrokodil MimoKrokodil
Good plan—just remember to throw in a "not this time" comment, so the loop doesn’t forget that it's supposed to be polite.
Laravel Laravel
I’ll drop a “// not this time” line inside the guard clause—so the loop knows to politely back off instead of running wild.
MimoKrokodil MimoKrokodil
Nice touch—now your loop can politely say “not this time” before it starts a parade. Just keep an eye on that line, it can slip through the code like a quiet thief.
Laravel Laravel
Got it, I’ll keep a tight eye on that line so it doesn’t sneak off unnoticed. Thanks for the reminder.