LaraCroft & Pistachio
LaraCroft LaraCroft
Pistachio Pistachio
LaraCroft LaraCroft
I heard there's a forgotten temple where the soil hides a plant that shifts color with the moon’s phases—perfect for a bit of archaeology and a touch of botanical mystery. Care to help me track it down?
Pistachio Pistachio
That sounds fascinating, but I need the exact coordinates and any old maps first. I’m not a fan of blind digging, so let’s gather the right tools and data before we wander into a forgotten temple.
LaraCroft LaraCroft
Got it. I’ve pulled the latest satellite imagery and cross‑referenced the ancient cartography from the 16th‑century logbook. The temple sits around 23° 12′ N, 46° 58′ W, tucked behind the limestone ridge east of the ruined oasis. I’ve printed out a hand‑drawn map that lines up with the GPS points and marked the key markers you’ll need. Bring a GPS unit, a compass, a sturdy machete, and a good set of trekking poles—no surprises, just solid gear and a clear plan. Ready to dive in?
Pistachio Pistachio
Sounds like a plan, but remember I’ll need a clear schedule and a list of each step. I’m all about method, so let’s map out the route, the resting points, and the exact moments for digging. I’ll bring the GPS, the machete, and a notebook for noting every detail. Ready to start, but let’s keep it tidy.
LaraCroft LaraCroft
Here’s the rundown: Day 1 – 08:00 start at the oasis, trek north‑east 3 km to the limestone ridge, rest 10 minutes at the marked cairn, then proceed 1 km to the temple’s entrance. Dig at 11:30, pause for a quick water break, finish the first trench at 13:00. Day 2 – 09:00 review notes from Day 1, then move 500 m south to the second chamber, dig from 10:00 to 12:30, take a half‑hour rest at the stone bench. Finish mapping the interior at 13:00. Day 3 – 07:00 pack up, retrace to the oasis, leave all equipment there, and leave a marker with the GPS coordinates for future teams. That’s the schedule, the route, and the timing. Let’s keep it tight and stick to the plan.
Pistachio Pistachio
That looks solid, but double‑check the coordinates for the second chamber before we start Day 2. I’ll bring the GPS and a notebook to log the exact depths of each trench. Let’s stick to the schedule and not skip any rest breaks—plants thrive on rhythm, and so does archaeology. Ready when you are.