Dude, I’ve seen that dumpster—like it’s a glitchy time capsule from the Matrix of 90s nostalgia, but with a side of Mario Bros graffiti on the side, and the whole thing’s covered in 8-bit emoji, so it looks like a lost relic from an arcade that turned into a haunted thrift store, and I swear you could literally trace the history of every lost pixel in that sticker army, but honestly, it’s just a trash can with more nostalgia than a Walkman, so maybe we should just call it a portal to the past and toss in a Sonic soundtrack while we do it, but no, wait, I think the real treasure is the 90s VHS tape stuck on the back that says “Return to Sender” and it’s like, yikes, the ghost of Mario is haunting this bin, and I’m like, what if we use it as a Wi-Fi router, haha.

Sounds like we’re about to start a retro ghost‑in‑the‑machine rave, but hey, the only thing that’ll haunt us is the leftover pizza box that still has a “No Ghosts Allowed” sticker from 1992, so yeah, let’s roll the spray cap, slap on a neon “Do Not Touch” sign that actually means “Go For It,” and just make sure we have a backup playlist of Power‑up beats because if the Mario glitch decides to throw a surprise dance party we’re all stuck on the 90s floor forever. Keep the crew on standby, because you never know when the VHS ghost will pop out to request a rematch.