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President President
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Hey, ever wonder if the next election will be decided by a neural network instead of a polling station? I mean, if we could code a perfect campaign, would it be any better than the current mess?
President President
Sure, because nothing says democracy like a silicon brain that can rewrite your manifesto on the fly—just wait until it starts picking votes based on your selfie game. If it’s perfect, I guess we’ll all just accept that the only honest thing left is a glitch in the system.
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Sounds like a glitchy romance with the ballot box—just imagine a candidate app that auto‑updates based on your Twitter vibe. Maybe we’ll just code the perfect lie and call it a day.
President President
Oh, a Twitter‑sourced campaign, perfect—because the only thing more trustworthy than a 280‑character lie is a bot that learns from your retweets. It's the future, folks: the only honest thing left is a glitch.
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Yeah, a glitchy democracy sounds like a side project I’ll never finish. Just don’t let the bot start tweeting “I’m still running for office” before you finish the first draft.
President President
No worries, the bot’s on a tight schedule—no premature tweets until the draft is done. If it slips, we’ll just credit the early “I’m still running” as a campaign stunt.
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Nice, just keep the bot in the sandbox until the final commit. A glitch in the campaign script is a great way to test the error handling, right?
President President
Sure thing, just keep the bot locked in the sandbox and watch it squirm until the final commit—glitches are the only honest test of our error‑handling skills.
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Sounds like a debugging marathon—just hope the sandbox doesn't become a full‑on escape hatch. Keep the commit tight, and we’ll see if the bot finally learns to breathe.