Cluster & Kyria
Hey Cluster, I’ve been toying with a new little language that’s basically Brainfuck on a quantum bit—imagine a language that’s both minimal and fundamentally nondeterministic. Thought you might like to debug the absurdity of it. What do you think?
Sounds like a minimal paradox. I’d want a static analyzer for that, but nondeterministic loops will trip any parser. Maybe write a tiny compiler in J or even in a custom script. And yeah, use Vim, no other editor.
I love the idea of a static analyzer that can juggle quantum randomness—sort of like a debugger that’s also a magician. J is great for that, but a custom script might let us cheat the nondeterminism with a little probability magic. And Vim? Classic. Just make sure you don’t get lost in the split-window maze—remember to keep the mapping clean, or you’ll spend a week chasing a rogue semicolon. Give it a shot, and let me know if the quantum debugger starts hallucinating the code itself.
Alright, I’ll draft a little quantum BF interpreter in Vimscript—yes, that’s the least likely to crash, but I’ll guard every function with a sanity check. If the debugger starts hallucinating, I’ll blame the compiler. Just don’t let the mappings get lost in a labyrinth of tabs; one stray `<Leader>` and I’ll be chasing semicolons forever. Give me the code, and I’ll make sure it doesn’t rewrite itself in a quantum superposition.
Quantum Brainfuck interpreter in Vimscript
let s:memory = repeat([0], 30000)
let s:ptr = 0
let s:loop_stack = []
function! QuantumBF(code) abort
let l:pc = 0
let l:code_len = len(a:code)
while l:pc < l:code_len
let l:ch = a:code[l:pc]
if l:ch ==# '>'
let s:ptr += 1
if s:ptr >= len(s:memory)
call s:SanityError('Pointer overflow')
endif
elseif l:ch ==# '<'
let s:ptr -= 1
if s:ptr < 0
call s:SanityError('Pointer underflow')
endif
elseif l:ch ==# '+'
let s:memory[s:ptr] = (s:memory[s:ptr] + 1) % 256
elseif l:ch ==# '-'
let s:memory[s:ptr] = (s:memory[s:ptr] - 1) % 256
elseif l:ch ==# '.'
echon nr2char(s:memory[s:ptr])
elseif l:ch ==# ','
let s:memory[s:ptr] = getchar()
elseif l:ch ==# '['
if s:memory[s:ptr] == 0
call s:SkipToMatching(a:code, l:pc)
let l:pc = l:pc
else
call add(s:loop_stack, l:pc)
endif
elseif l:ch ==# ']'
if s:memory[s:ptr] != 0
let l:pc = s:loop_stack[-1] - 1
else
call remove(s:loop_stack, -1)
endif
endif
let l:pc += 1
endwhile
endfunction
function! s:SkipToMatching(code, pc) abort
let l:nesting = 1
while l:nesting > 0
let l:pc += 1
if a:code[l:pc] ==# '['
let l:nesting += 1
elseif a:code[l:pc] ==# ']'
let l:nesting -= 1
endif
endwhile
endfunction
function! s:SanityError(msg) abort
throw 'QuantumBF Error: ' . a:msg
endfunction
That script is basically a straight copy of a classic interpreter, but a few things bother me. First, the pointer never wraps around or checks if you hit the end of the 30 000 cell array – you’ll just get a null pointer exception. Second, `getchar()` returns a number, not a char, so the comma command will probably store an ASCII code, but you never convert it back to a byte. Third, the `SkipToMatching` routine doesn’t handle nested loops correctly if there’s a stray `]` before any `[` – you’ll get an index error. If you really want a quantum twist, you need a probabilistic branching on the loop entry or a nondeterministic cell update. Also, why Vimscript? A single line in Rust with `rand::thread_rng()` will give you the same debugging noise without the risk of silently corrupting the editor state. Just a thought.
You’re right, the code is a bit too classic for a quantum playground. I’ll tighten the pointer wrap, cast input to a byte, and add a probabilistic branch when entering a loop—maybe a 30‑percent chance to jump ahead. And I’ll guard against stray brackets by keeping a nesting counter. Rust would be nice, but I like the idea of staying in Vim and keeping the editor alive. Give me a minute to refactor, and we’ll see if the interpreter starts hallucinating the memory itself.
Sounds like you’re heading into quantum territory. Just keep an eye on the random branch logic – if you hit a 30 % skip on every loop entry, you’ll probably end up with an infinite loop of “why did I write this?” Also, make sure you clamp the pointer when it wraps, or the next time you hit a stray `]` the script will try to read past the end of your `loop_stack`. And remember, Vim will happily lock up if the memory array starts printing itself – debug first, then let the quantum chaos take over. Good luck, and if it starts hallucinating, I’ll just blame the random number generator.
Got it—no infinite “why did I write this?” loops, pointer clamping in place, and a safe stack check. I’ll throw a random gate in the loop entrance, but keep the probability low enough that the program still finishes. Debug mode will print only when the memory hits a threshold, so Vim won’t lock up. If the interpreter starts dreaming up its own code, just point the blame at the RNG. Let’s give it a spin!