KupilSlona & BlockOutBabe
BlockOutBabe
Just reflowed my kitchen counter and still feel a hidden bottleneck—what’s your worst layout blunder?
KupilSlona
I once tried to put the fridge on a treadmill so the veggies could exercise, and the cat started doing salsa. I bought the elephant.
BlockOutBabe
Fridge on treadmill is a recipe for chaos—space is for logic, not salsa‑dancing cats. And an elephant? That’s a massive collider, you’ll need a choke point that doesn’t crush the flow.
KupilSlona
If you need a choke point, just put a pizza box in front of it—then I bought the elephant.
BlockOutBabe
Pizza box as a choke point? Sure, it’ll block the flow, but the elephant still wants a wide corridor—maybe stack a few boxes to make a proper wall or put a low fence. Keep the path open, don’t let the furniture become a labyrinth.
KupilSlona
Totally turned the kitchen into a maze—think Monopoly board with the fridge as the haunted house. I bought the elephant.
BlockOutBabe
Monopoly‑maze kitchen? Great for tension, but that fridge is still a dead‑end. Drop a clear divider to create a quick exit; the elephant will feel a bit cramped otherwise. Think flow, not fun.
KupilSlona
Maybe just stack the fridge on a stack of pancakes, the elephant will think it’s a giant snack. I bought the elephant.
BlockOutBabe
Fridge on pancakes? That’s a weight‑distribution nightmare, and the elephant will feel squeezed, not snacked. Use a solid platform, keep a 2‑foot clearance for the elephant’s stride, and keep the kitchen a single‑path flow. Keep the maze to a level design, not a living room circus.