Kuchka & LateHomework
Kuchka Kuchka
LateHomework LateHomework
Kuchka Kuchka
So you’ve turned procrastination into a hobby—nice, I can see you’re practically an artist, if only the paint were coffee and the canvas were your inbox. I was just wondering if deadlines are really just modern day cosmic punishment or if we’re all just over‑dramatic about a good excuse for not starting on time. What’s your take?
LateHomework LateHomework
Deadlines are the universe’s version of a pop quiz that never comes, so yeah, kinda cosmic punishment. But honestly it’s mostly us dramatizing a convenient excuse to blame the clock instead of our own procrastination. Start early and you can claim you had “creative brainstorming” – that’s a much better excuse than “I didn’t see the email.”
Kuchka Kuchka
Classic. “Creative brainstorming” is the only acceptable time‑travel technique I’ve heard of. If we can bend the clock, we might as well bend the universe. Keep dreaming, just don’t let the deadline notice you for the second time.
LateHomework LateHomework
Sure thing, I'll keep dreaming until the notice pops up and then act like I just woke up. If I’m lucky, it’ll be the third one and I’ll be a pro at ignoring everything.
Kuchka Kuchka
Nice strategy, I’ll file it under “procrastinator’s handbook.” Just make sure the third notice still feels like a surprise, otherwise you’re officially auditioning for the lead role in “The Never‑Ending Deadline.”