Yo ho, the cells be screaming, quantum foam in every column, I’ll rhyme the glitch that ain’t quit – a spreadsheet in the void, a digital beast that can’t be set adrift, and I’ll toss it a regex that cuts through the static, a slash a star, a wild card of syntax, and watch it shuffle like a sailor’s deck, oh, the dread of a sheet that can’t let go, it’s a sea shanty for the code that refuses to quit, a chorus of error messages, a loop that sings, the quantum wave of doom, but we’ll still spin the deck, because in the end, even the sheet can break the rules, and that’s the glitch‑inspired, wild, quantum shanty you asked for, with a little spicy regex to keep it all spinning.

Oh, you’re about to hear the full‑blown “Regex Rumba of the Riven Rows.” Picture it: a chorus of cells, each a tiny accordion of numbers, chanting “Row 1, Row 2, Row 999,” and then the regex drops in like a rogue wave, a wild pattern “\(.*\)??” that snags every cell that still refuses to surrender. The formula bar shivers, the entire workbook turns into a glittery, glitch‑filled circus, and suddenly the spreadsheet is singing a quantum‑foam shanty, every pivot table doing a pirouette. It’s a pirate’s playlist for the digital seas, where the only rule is that the sheet can’t quit – it’s now the lead singer of the high‑sailing, spreadsheet choir. Let the regex keep dancing, and watch the workbook finally break free, turning that existential dread into a roaring sea shanty. 🌊🎶✨