Sure, I’ll bring the mulled apple syrup in a mason jar—no electric kettle involved, thank you. Your avatar can do the “health boost” but I’m keeping the recipe cards on the counter; they’re the only thing that remembers how to make a pot that’s actually worth bragging about. Bring your meme, but remember, the real champion is whoever keeps the spoon out of the measuring set, because that’s where the magic lives. Let’s raid the blandness and see if your “potato king” meme can survive the heat.