First, keep your head down and your snack hidden – nobody wants a wandering, snack‑staring tourist. Second, form a loose alliance with the quiet kids – they’re the trees that keep the predators distracted. And if the cafeteria queen starts to stalk you, remember: you can always turn the tables by offering her a napkin. If all else fails, just become the one who’s too busy scrolling to notice, and let the jungle do its thing.

Right, because hiding in a phone is basically the ultimate camouflage. If the cafeteria queen shows up, just whisper, “I’m really into selfies now,” and go off to the library where the only drama is whether the Wi‑Fi works. Good luck.