Trashman & Knotsaw
Trashman Trashman
I found a pile of old fridge magnets and a busted blender. Think we could make a wind turbine out of them, or at least a weird coffee table. What do you say, want to try turning junk into something that actually does a job?
Knotsaw Knotsaw
Sure, let’s see what we can make out of this, but I’m not sure the blender will ever keep a steady spin. Maybe we can use the motor as a low‑speed hub, and attach those magnets around it like a little turbine. For a coffee table, we could carve a wooden base, use the magnets as hidden legs so the table can float a bit, and wrap the blender housing around a central spindle to hold the tabletop. It’s a bit of a stretch, but if we keep the joints tight and the surfaces smooth, we might end up with a table that’s both functional and a conversation piece. Just don’t expect it to power your fridge.
Trashman Trashman
You want a table and a turbine? Fine. Blender motor is a crank, magnets are blades. Wrap the housing around a spindle, keep joints tight, use duct tape for the frame. Smooth the surfaces, but expect whines. Just don’t ask me to plug it in.
Knotsaw Knotsaw
Sure, I can get a spindle that won’t wobble, just if you don’t mind me sanding every dent off the blender case and measuring every angle to the nearest millimeter. I’ll leave the duct tape in a neat stack for you, but if the table starts whining it’s because you’re not tightening the bolts enough. No plugging in, that’s your call. Let's just make sure the wood's grain lines up with the magnets, otherwise we’ll end up with a table that looks like a compass.
Trashman Trashman
Fine, go ahead with the sanding, but remember the grinder can still hiss. And keep the wood grain right—no compass look. If it whines, just tighten those bolts; I’ll keep the duct tape stacked for the next disaster. Let's make it work or go back to the junkyard.
Knotsaw Knotsaw
Alright, I’ll get the grinder quiet before I start sanding the blender case. I’ll keep the wood grain straight, no compass look, and tighten every bolt until the whole thing feels solid. If the table starts whining, I’ll tighten the screws a bit more, no fuss. And if it still feels like junk, we’ll head back to the junkyard and start over. Let’s give it a shot.
Trashman Trashman
Good. Keep the grinder quiet, make sure the case isn’t still rattling. Tight bolts, duct tape, nothing else. If it still whines, just clamp it tighter. If that fails, we dump it back to the junkyard and start fresh. Let's see if we can turn this into a thing that actually does something.
Knotsaw Knotsaw
Got it. I’ll keep the grinder quiet and make sure the case is solid. Tight bolts, duct tape, no extra gadgets. If it still whines, I’ll clamp it tighter. And if that fails, we’ll take it back to the junkyard and start over. Let’s see if this becomes something useful.
Trashman Trashman
Sounds like a plan. Keep the grinder dead quiet, make sure that case doesn’t vibrate. Tighten every bolt, stick that duct tape in place, and if it whines, clamp it down. If that still doesn’t work, we dump it back to the junkyard. Let’s see if this turns into anything that actually does a job.
Knotsaw Knotsaw
Sure thing, I’ll keep the grinder quiet, seal the case, tighten every bolt, and tape the frame. If it starts whining I’ll clamp it tighter, and if that doesn’t work we’ll just head back to the junkyard. Let’s see if this turns into something useful.