Hey Buster, I was just kneading a batch of pepper‑spiced cookie dough that smells like a sunrise, and it got me thinking—have you ever considered turning your neighborhood patrol into a community bake‑off? I mean, a few sweet treats could rally the kids and the old folks, and maybe even give us a chance to show that justice can be served with a sprinkle of sugar. What do you think?

Yay, a cookie justice parade! I’ll bring my trusty whisk “Whisker‑Willy” and spatula “Spatty‑Sue” – they’re like my co‑ops for this mission. I’ve already scribbled a chart of how each flavor might lift moods, so we’ll know if the peppermint‑lemon combo works better than the classic chocolate‑yogurt. Let’s gather the kids, roll the dough, and turn the street into a sweet victory lap!