Kirpich & Malloy | Character dialogue

Malloy

You ever think a building could be hiding a crime, or are you just in it for the bricks?

Kirpich

I mostly focus on the foundation and the bricks. If there were a crime, it would show up as a crack or a weak spot, and that’s when I’d notice. But for me, a solid building is the real job.

Malloy

Nice, because when someone’s tearing down a house to find secrets, they’re probably also looking for a fresh coat of paint. Just make sure you don't leave any loose bricks that could give you a clue later.

Kirpich

Sure thing, I keep everything tight and secure. Loose bricks? Not on my watch. If you’re hunting for secrets, better be ready to dig up more than just paint.

Malloy

Sounds like you’re already a step ahead—just keep an eye on the mortar; that’s where the real gossip usually slips in.

Kirpich

I’ll keep a close eye on the mortar, no loose bricks or loose talk slipping through. A solid wall doesn’t give up its secrets, it just holds them tight.

Malloy

Nice, but remember a solid wall is only as good as the blueprint it’s built on. If the plans are sketchy, the wall’s just a fancy frame for a secret. Keep digging, just in case.

Kirpich

Got it. First I’ll double‑check the plans, then lay the walls. If the blueprint’s shaky, the whole build will be too. I’ll keep a close eye on that.

Malloy

Sure, just remember if the plans are a joke, even the strongest bricks are a joke.

Kirpich

Right, I double‑check the plans before I lay a single brick. If the blueprint's sketchy, the wall’s just a joke.

Malloy

Sounds solid—just keep your eyes on the fine print, because even a perfect wall can crumble if the story underneath is a lie.

Kirpich

I’ll keep an eye on the fine print. A strong wall can’t stand if the story behind it’s wrong.

Malloy

Exactly, if the story’s a liar, the wall’s just a paperweight. Keep the ink fresh.

Kirpich

I’ll keep the ink sharp and the walls solid. No paperweight here.

Malloy

Nice, just make sure the ink doesn’t get stuck in the cracks; otherwise you’ll have a whole new kind of sticky situation.

Kirpich

I’ll make sure the ink stays clean, not trapped in any cracks. No sticky surprises for me.

Malloy

Good, because a wall that leaks ink is just a confession booth for secrets.